I did sign up for twitter, but I cannot imagine a more annoying website to follow. Facebook is bad enough. But twitter is a good idea. Today I would like to translate it to blog form so you can see (if you care at all) what an average (ok - slightly busy) Sunday looks like for me (Pete):
6:15: Laird appears by my bed, waving. I'm happy he slept in as long as he did.
6:40: I read stories to Laird and Jeffrey while Sheralie gets breakfast ready.
7:00: Breakfast - usually cereal on Sunday, but we had it yesterday on our rush out the door. So today we had hard boiled eggs and toast.
7:30: Check email, work on my remarks since I will be the third (and concluding) speaker at church.
8:30: Fall asleep on my couch. Hey, if I am going to be denied a Sunday afternoon nap I am going to make room for a Sunday morning one.
9:45: Tinker around on the computer - checking the score the Rockets Saturday night game going on at the time, grab a snack (crackers) from the kitchen
11:00: Shower, get dressed
12:00: Wake Laird up from his nap, carry him downstairs. He hates waking up from naps.
12:10: Lunch - leftovers, I have sloppy joe sandwiches and carrots.
12:20: Wake Lucy up - she is actually already wide awake but not making any noise. Change her diaper.
12:30: Out the door to church. Murderously hot. It is the warmest part of the year here.
12:45: Arrive at church. Chapel is mercifully over-air conditioned.
1:40: Give concluding remarks/talk in sacrament meeting.
2:10: Organize and conduct opening for Sunday School.
2:15: Wrestle and entertain Lucy for the next two hours. She throws my cell phone about 10 times.
4:10: Send the rest of the family home with my neighbors so I can drive to another building for another meeting they just announced during church today.
4:30: Missed the turn-off to the stake center. I think I can get there using the back streets.
4:40: A key back street is not letting through traffic. I am rerouted through a street that should have been labeled an alley. The passage is so narrow that my rear view mirror hits people doors, and people have to scoot their chairs back to make room for my van.
4:50: Finally arrive at church, extremely dehydrated. Unfortunately, unlike at US Mormon churches, there are no drinking fountains. And the kitchen water doesn't usually work and I wouldn't trust it if did work. So I go in search of a canteen (called Sari-sari stores).
4:58: Find a store, rehydrate with Mountain Dew. Whew. Take a bicycle cab with side car back to the church.
5:05: Volunteer to conduct the music. The Stake President asks my name. I say: "Broadbent". He doesn't hear it correctly and responds with "Brad Pitt"? Everyone laughs.
5:40: Sweating like a mule. This church does not have air conditioning. The fans are all going, but it is still awfully hot.
6:45: Meeting ends, I find a main street to go home on. I'm tired of navigating the side streets and in the dark it is pure folly.
7:10: Arrive home - Jeffrey is still awake. Jeffrey announces with excitement: "We had ice cream!"
7:15: Starving man eats dinner. Chicken with BBQ sauce over noodles with Grandma's rolls. And ice cream of course. Delish.
7:30: Discuss schedule for the week with Sheralie.
8:30: Finish my book on Roman Catholic exorcisms. I've read better.
8:45: Read blogs of various relations and friends. Post comments so that they will feel better about themselves.
9:00: Start working on this post.
Wow I'm glad I don't twitter on a regular basis. That's a lot of work. Anyway, that's my day. I have skipped posting a few events that I will hopefully post some pictures for soon.
Coming attractions: Easter! Obligatory egg hunt included. Laird turns 4! And a trip to Corregidor Island - a WW2 site with enough guns to keep the boys happy all day.