1. Never go to a live game. The team you are cheering for will lose and your effort to go will feel like it was in vain.
2. Watch with friends. If you find yourself watching college football by yourself a lot, you could have an addiction problem (kind of like alcohol).
3. If you watch by yourself, make sure you are either (a) at the gym, (b) only watching the fourth quarter of a close game or (c) watching a bowl game.
I violate these rules all the time, but if I remember them, I am usually much happier.
And now for the pictures:












